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Every dog needs a job.

Bored dogs make their own work. Usually it involves your couch. Apply below and we'll match your dog to a better position.

  1. Apply. Tell us your dog's current occupation.
  2. Get hired. We'll give them a better job title.
  3. Start work. Their first assignment is a real card from the deck.
Application for employmentForm K9-32
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Current occupation Pick up to 3. Most dogs have a side hustle.

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Every bad habit is a job in disguise.

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